Why Is It?

Why is that every single time I snuggle into bed and get the covers just right around my neck, and I'm ready for dreamland, then wham! I get an itch on my face?!

And here's the deal - I didn't have an itch on my face all day!

So I have to break the invisible seal, I call it the "Cover Seal", reach up and scratch; oh, and I scratch. I ravage it. I'm gonna make sure that it never itches again!

So I go through the whole routine again, snuggle, covers just right around the neck, slumberland here I come, then wham! I got another face itch!

I think the gods are just playing with me. I think Bacchus, the god of wine has been drinking all day, bored and looking for something to do. He teams up with Loki, the god of mischief, they steal a feather from Hermes, the messenger god, and tickle me just as I'm ready to nod off. Oh, and they think it's really funny.

I know what you're thinking. No, it's not like when you hear water running and you have to pee. I'm pretty sure there's some science behind that.

This is definitely the gods, teasing me, playing. Every. Single. Night.

Are they just picking on me, or is this a common thing? Feel free to share in the comment section.

Cheers and happy dreams!

Jaggy Jeff®