So This Happened Today

So I called my wife today on Google Chat, and I used the video chat because, well, I knew she would want to se my sexy mug, right?

Here's how the conversation went downhill quickly:

ME: So I'll be home soon.

HER: What is that thing on the side of your face?

ME: What, where?

HER: There's this thing up above your eye - is that a BOOGER?

ME: Oh yeah, right, I have a booger above my eye.

HER: Well, it can happen. You wipe your nose, then scratch your head, and, there it is.

ME: It's a piece of dust!

HER: Hey, I know a booger when I see one!

ME: I.....Got.....Nothin'.