So I called my wife today on Google Chat, and I used the video chat because, well, I knew she would want to se my sexy mug, right?
Here's how the conversation went downhill quickly:
ME: So I'll be home soon.
HER: What is that thing on the side of your face?
ME: What, where?
HER: There's this thing up above your eye - is that a BOOGER?
ME: Oh yeah, right, I have a booger above my eye.
HER: Well, it can happen. You wipe your nose, then scratch your head, and, there it is.
ME: It's a piece of dust!
HER: Hey, I know a booger when I see one!
ME: I.....Got.....Nothin'.